Guarantors do not make me happy

Right now I'm trying to get a credit card so that I can finally order stuff from ebay by myself :D.But the problem is my mother(very bright woman) has 300 credits and she can't be my guarantor nor can my father be that.-.- Stupid bans and their rules.I don't really have someone else to turn to.Conclusion GUARANTORS DO NOT MAKE ME HAPPY.The limit is 500 euros.God damn it.Why do I need a guarantor for that -.-.Pissed off I remembered my friend that works in an orchestra so I will try to make him be my guarantor although I do not know how am I going to explain it to him :/.I will certainly try though. :) Conclusion:Always look on the bright side of life fufu fufufuf fufu. :)